jake
36
married
he/him
bisexual
ADHD

my only kin is john mcclane. if you think you kin me, you don't. no doubles. i am john mcclane real. i have mems of nakatomi plaza.

MY FRIENDS:

my friends from work are terry jeffords and raymond holt plus my best-er friends rosa diaz and gina linetti and my best-est friend charles boyle!!!!

uhh dont interact with me if you dont like my friends especially charles because hes my best buddy.

also im friends with doug judy ig except if you dont like him please interact i dont either

also please interact if you were my babysitter when i was 9 i miss you

DNI:

dont interact if

you hate die hard

you think die hard 3 is good

you are or you interact with keith pembroke (the vulture)

youre my dad or have had sex with my dad (except my mom)

MY WIFE AMY SANTIAGO:

my wife is perfect she is so smart and cool and perfect and cool and smart and she can do crosswords so fast and she's a sergeant and she can solve any crime you throw at her. seriously. she is so funky fresh and perfect and i love her so much amy santiago you are perfect if youre reading this i love you xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

THE PASSWORD IS YOUR FAVORITE DIE HARD VILLAIN
(THERE IS A WRONG ANSWER)
(IF I DONT LIKE YOUR ANSWER I WONT LET YOU IN)

this carrd is a joke my real carrd is here